For those keeping up with the Astronomer x Coldplay kiss-cam saga, a new (read: unexpected) update has broken the internet overnight. Gwyneth Paltrow — who, as we all know, is frontman Chris Martin's ex — has become Astronomer's "temporary spokesperson,

Astronomer—the company at the heart of the Coldplay kiss cam CEO scandal—is turning a corporate crisis into comedy gold. The software company that came to international prominence after a video of its (married to other people) CEO and head of HR getting cozy at a Coldplay concert went viral is bringing in the big guns to resolve their PR crisis: Queen Goop herself,