A Colorado man has filed a lawsuit against the Rockies after getting hit in the eye by a foul ball during a 2023 game, claiming that the team’s “longstanding poor performance” left him less engaged while sitting in a Coors Field luxury box, The Denver Post reports.

LMAO … definitely makes the list for “funniest lawsuits of 2025. ” A man in Colorado has slapped the Rockies organization with a lawsuit after he suffered “catastrophic and permanent injuries” following being hit with a foul ball on the right eye in a July 16,

The Colorado Rockies’ poor performance “contributed to a game-day environment in which spectators, particularly those in luxury suites, are less engaged with the action on the field,”